APB for Johannes Gutenberg
The Department of Homeland Security has issued an all points bulletin for Johannes Gutenberg for causing history to happen.
Authorities say that Gutenberg, a German national, who turned 615 years old this year, remains an unindicted co-conspirator for the proliferation of a technology that led to history taking place. Authorities recently have begun the process of reversing the damage done to the wealthy and powerful, which for centuries has become increasingly abused, led to new and revolutionary technologies, and began encroaching upon the narrative hegemony once enjoyed by industrialists, kings, royalty and wealthy white land owners. DHS officials warn that Gutenberg should be considered clever, informed and therefore extremely dangerous to the status quo.